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gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

Actors meeting their characters

  • John:

    good evening, you alright?

  • Martin:

    what the fuck

  • -

  • Benedict:

    oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?

  • Sherlock:

    liar

  • -

  • Derek:

    stiles is such a dumbass omg

  • Tyler:

    smh shut up u love him

  • -

  • Stiles:

    aaayyyyyy

  • Dylan:

    aayyyyy lmao

  • -

  • Dean:

    I secretly love castiel

  • Jensen:

    I openly love misha

  • -

  • Castiel:

    I am castiel, angel of the lord

  • Misha:

    lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son

  • -

  • Captain Jack:

    I like dick

  • John:

    I like dick

  • -

  • Matt:

    Its crazy how we finish eachothers-

  • Doctor:

    saNDWICHES

  • Matt:

    THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

  • -

  • Tony Stark:

    I'm Iron Man

  • Robert Downey junior:

    No, I'm Iron Man

we are all of us uncomprehending

helenish:

connaissais:

cutloosemcgoose Why do bad outfits happen to good people.

me:  Why does Tyler Hoechlin happen to clothes that would otherwise have been worn by a few poor models and then neglected on a rack for life

Tyler “love all, judge none” Hoechlin looks at that jacket on the rack and thinks “you, hey—you’re beautiful, inside and out. Maybe you don’t feel that way. Maybe you think you have too many zippers, or you’re a weird almost-denim-but not really shade of blue that doesn’t go with anything. Maybe you think just because you’re distressed you’re not worth anything, but that’s not true. Let’s go to the MTV Movie Awards, just you and me. Let’s show them all how amazing you are.”

thatsabingo:

I kind of love the idea of Steve being bi. Like, when he was younger, he’d see a guy and think he was good looking, but he’d just stamp that down or chalk it up to being an artist and finding beauty in everything. Then he meets Peggy and he really likes her so he thinks of himself as “fixed”.

When he wakes up in our time he stumbles into learning about the different kinds of genders and sexual orientations and it just hits him like “Oh. I guess that explains it.” And after New York when things settle in to something like a routine and he actually has a chance to look around and Natasha starts on her mission to set him up, he starts to really accept and become okay with being attracted to men and women.

One day when they’re heading out on a mission, Natasha brings up another woman from SHIELD and Steve just goes “What about that guy who works in reception?” and he says it casually, but he’s really sort of nervous because she’s the first person he’s told. Natasha just pauses for a beat and looks at him before shaking her head “Kevin? No, he’s got a terrible hair cut. You can do better.” And after that she starts including guys in the people she suggests to him.

idk I just like that headcannon

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

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